Double Blue Ribbon

I am searching for this really funny t shirt that I saw when I was on vacation. I saw this guy at a night club and he had on the funniest adult t shirt that I have ever seen. I wanted to ask him where he got it, but he left very shortly after we arrived. I love buying unique funny t shirts that no one else seems to have. Since this dude was in Florida, and I live in Texas, I think that we will probably not be running into each other any time soon.

I have looked all over town to see if any of the t shirt shops carry it, and even stopped in to an adult store to see if they have it. I am not having any luck, but I am thinking that maybe the internet will be able to help me. If I can find funny t shirts online, then I am sure that offensive t shirts will also be there.

I actually found four different offensive t shirts sites that carry the t shirt that I want. Two of them have it priced over twenty dollars and two of them have it for about twelve dollars. I am going to order it and have it shipped overnight, so that I can have it in time for my buddy’s bachelor party on Saturday.

I guess that our entire subdivision is having entry gates put on at all of the main street entrances. It is supposed to give us all a better sense of security. I am not sure if I will feel safer, since I think that a few of my neighbors are a little bit shady. I have already taken my own security matters into my own hands.

I had window guards put on every window that has some sort of access to it, be it the ground floor windows, or the second story ones that have trees very close by them. I had seen a few other neighbors putting window guards on when we had a string of burglaries last winter and saved up my money to do the same. I am always sure to lock my doors at night and I am even thinking about getting a very big dog.

I am not saying that the entry gates will not help with some crime, but once we get the problem taken care of from outside these streets, then maybe we should start looking at some of the people who live within the subdivision. I am thinking that I will continue to look for additional ways to help myself feel safer in my own home.